God was talking to one of His angels. "I just figured out how to rotate the earth so that it creates this really neat alternating pattern of light and darkness." The angel said, "So what are you going to do now?" God answered, "Ah, I think I'll just call it a day."
Moses was talking with God. "So let me get this straight. They get to have all the oil deposits, and we get to cut off the tip of our what?"
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