Saturday, March 28, 2009

Today's Laugh

Women are like fine wine. They start out all fresh, fruity, and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age, until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

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