Once there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 50 years loved him dearly, but she could no longer handle him. He would wander about, never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was.
She took him to a nursing home. At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. The man started slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then, the old fellow started leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked over to him and asked, "How do you like the place so far?"
"It's okay," he said, "but they won't let me fart!"
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