Short Jokes

The folks who are on Martin Loopers have already seen these, as they're Kari's sig-lines. But this is for Sean....

I couldn't figure out why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Don't argue with idiots; they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.

The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise and is not preceded by a period of anxiety.

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.


And for a longer read that nevertheless provides a good healthy laugh at someone else's family realities (not that ANYTHING like this could EVER happen in MY house!) check out Pr Petersen's story about their idyllic morning.