Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Today's Laugh

My boys told me some pick-up lines they heard. (These will work swell if your goal is to have the girl roll her eyes and/or slap you....)

The ones that make the younger guys laugh:

Did you just fart, because you certainly blew me away!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

The one that's not quite so 10-yr-old:

I'm going to a potluck and was told to bring a hot dish. Will you go with me?

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