Sunday, February 14, 2010

Today's Laugh

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers yes.

Says Jacob: We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?
Pharmacist: Of course we do.

Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.

Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?
Pharmacist: Definitely.

Jacob: How about Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.

Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.

Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?
Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.

Jacob says to the pharmacist, "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."

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