Today's Laugh

Mark, a five-year-old, couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the film he and Grandma had watched on television, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, Grandpa interrupted Mark, "What caused the submarine to sink?"

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Grandpa, it was the 20,000 leaks!"