How To Give a Cat a Bath
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet as cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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While my family was enjoying this blog entry, my 10 year old asked, "Can we try this? It would probably work."
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ReplyDeleteClean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will ... most likely freeze solid, thus ending your cat problem with bathing the cat. :)
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