Jokes

The self-help group for compulsive talkers:
On and On Anon.

The PC term term for "beer belly":
Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

The girl brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. He had greasy hair and a torn t-shirt and bad posture. He didn't shake hands when they met. He had a foul mouth. There was an air of hostility about him. After he left, the father worried to his daughter that the boy didn't seem like a very nice person. She responded, "Dad, if he weren't a nice person, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service??"