Why did the chicken cross the road?
The police officer said,
"I don't know, but if you give me five minutes with him, I'll find out!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hemingway said,
"The chicken crossed the road to die, alone, in the rain."
Einstein said,
"The atom crossed the road because it was time to split."
Why did the fried chicken cross the road?
She saw a fork up ahead.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
ReplyDeleteTo prove to the armadillo it can be done.
(alternate version)
To prove to the possum it can be done.