Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Today's Laugh

Manufacturer's instructions on products

On the Clorox disinfecting wipes container: Not to be used as a baby wipe or for personal cleansing.

On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller.

On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion – defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head.

On a package of bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a sleeping aid: Warning – may cause drowsiness.

On a kitchen knife: Warning – keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.

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