Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Today's Laugh

Five cannibals were appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss said, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returned and said, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors, and Project Managers, and no one noticed anything. Then YOU had to go and eat the janitor!"

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