One of the churches in town had a sign for a few weeks that said
Church parking lot for members only.
Trespassers will be baptized.
Now, if it had said "trespassers will be forgiven," I would've really liked that sign.
I like the current one even better. It really doesn't belong on a church sign, but ya gotta admit that there's no false theology in this one:
A balanced diet is
a cookie in each hand.
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Okay, I remembered!
ReplyDeleteToday I saw:
"If you don't pay your dues, you'll Bar-B-Que."
and:
"We'll help you attain a G-Rated Family"
Yup. Really.
Those are at least clever.
ReplyDeleteThere is a church here that puts cute messages on their sign, but the messages they chose are older than the hills, and weren't funny when Noah's boys scratched them in the mud after the Ark door opened!
There is a sign at our dentist's office that states:
ReplyDelete"All unattended children will be given an expresso and a puppy".
Michelle, there was a teacher-supply store in Oshkosh that had a similar sign on the door. "All unattended children will be captured and sold as slaves." I guess the sign was necessary because it was the store in town with the Brio and the Playmobiles.
ReplyDeleteBut I like the one at your dentist's office even better!