Socialization

EVERYbody knows that homeschoolers aren't socialized. Everybody knows that homeschoolers are chained to their kitchen table, never seeing any human life forms except for their mother and siblings. Everybody knows that homeschoolers can't function in society.

Now, WHO forgot to tell Jordin Sparks? She obviously can't function in society and is chained to the kitchen table: after all, she's homeschooled. So how did she manage to win American Idol tonight?

Hmmmm. Maybe the flaw is in the premise ....