Today's Laugh

Once I came upon this pretty new temp standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help. She said, "Yeah, how does this thing work?" I took the papers from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression. When I asked if she had any more questions, she said, "Exactly where do the copies come out?"