A student answered a question at the geography bee. Mrs Hughes told him it was wrong. "But the right answer is what I meant! And what I said was close!" responded the student.
Mrs Hughes answered, "Close only counts in horseshoes."
And a small group of kids added, "And hand grenades."
And a few more kids added, "And detonating nuclear weapons!"
I laughed!
Gary says this is an old joke, but I never heard it till this year's geography bee.
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It's, "Horseshoes, hand grenades, and global thermonuclear war."
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