Friday, July 10, 2009

Today's Laugh

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey! Nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he'd said anything, but the bartender is clear down at the other end of the bar, so the man ignores the comment.

"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up again, but the bartender is engaged elsewhere.

"Hey! Nice suit!" The man calls the bartender over and asks if he keeps talking to him.

"It's not me," says the bartender. "It's the complimentary peanuts."

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