The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a "moron in blue." This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that read,
Obama in '08.
Oh Susan...THAT was awesome:)
ReplyDeleteI concur :) HA
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ReplyDeleteSometimes when I'm downtown I'll but dimes in meters that are about to expire, but the other I was specifically passed one up that was a minute from expiring because of the Obama stickers. :)
I just realized that this joke was written in first-person. I hope you guys know I wouldn't do this. Even to an Obama supporter. But I think it's a good joke to tell!
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