Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Today's Laugh

A man died and was greeted by St Peter at the gates of heaven.

"Well, I don't have much data on you. Please tell me what you've done that you think you belong in heaven," St Peter said.

"Three Hell's Angels types had stopped a car with a woman in it. I stopped my car and ran up to them. I told them that if they didn't leave immediately, I would stomp them and send them home with their tails between their legs."

St. Peter was a little skeptical about the story and asked, "When did this happen?"

The man replied, "About two minutes ago."

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