Thursday, July 16, 2009

Today's Laugh

A man, his dress-shirt open at the collar, stops for dinner at a nice restaurant. He asks for a table, but the hostess informs him that he must wear a necktie to get in.

So the guy goes out to his car, expecting that he'll find one of his ties there. But he just doesn't have one that day. He does find a pair of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck. He manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He heads back into the restaurant. The hostess eyes him suspiciously. But she finally tells him, "All right. I guess you can come in. But just don't start anything."

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