Saturday, April 04, 2009

Today's Laugh

Farmer Carl wakes up and looks outside his window. There on his property he sees a dozen penguins. He can't believe his eyes and runs over to his neighbor and asks, "Hey, John, do you see what I see?"

"Well, a dozen penguins on your land ..."

"Gosh, what am I gonna do with them?"

"Well," said John, "I think it's best when you take them to the zoo."

Next morning John wakes up and looks outside the window. Lo and behold, he sees a dozen penguins on his neighbor's land again. He runs over and asks,"Hey, Carl, what is this I see? A dozen penguins on your land, and they're all wearing bathing caps! I thought you took them to the zoo."

"Well, John, that was yesterday. Today I'm planning to take them to an indoor pool".

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