Monday, March 30, 2009

Today's Laugh

A business had expanded and moved to a bigger store in a busier part of town. The owner's friends decided to send him flowers for the grand opening. The floral arrangement arrived at the new business site, and the owner read the message, Rest In Peace.

The owner was annoyed. He called the florist to complain.

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, and I'm sorry you were offended," the florist apologized. "But even worse, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, Congratulations on your new location."

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