Sunday, March 15, 2009

Today's Laugh

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman.

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Appliances always come in white.


  1. Susan,

    I know the second joke in this form:

    Q: Why do brides wear white?
    A: So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.


  2. In Bible class after a big snow last winter, somebody asked how to turn a dishwasher into a snow-blower.
    Answer: Give her a shovel.
    Horribly sexist, I suppose, but I thought it was hilarious!