Sunday, March 15, 2009

Today's Laugh

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman.



Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Appliances always come in white.
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  1. Rev. Erich Fickel3/15/2009 7:49 AM

    Susan,

    I know the second joke in this form:

    Q: Why do brides wear white?
    A: So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.

    -ERF

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  2. Susan3/16/2009 11:48 AM

    In Bible class after a big snow last winter, somebody asked how to turn a dishwasher into a snow-blower.
    Answer: Give her a shovel.
    Horribly sexist, I suppose, but I thought it was hilarious!

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