Thursday, February 12, 2009

Today's Laugh

The drunk was driving home after an evening at his favorite bar. A policeman pulled him over. The policemen asked the driver if he had been drinking. The driver admitted he'd "had a few."

The policeman then asked the driver, "Did you know your wife fell out of your vehicle about two intersections back down the street?"

The drunk threw his hands in the air and shouted, "Thank heavens! Thank God! I thought I suddenly went deaf!!"

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