Monday, February 09, 2009

Today's Laugh

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, more affluent neighborhoods to look for odd jobs, as a handy-woman.

At the very first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"

"Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.

"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.

"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.

"Yeah, great," said the man. "You'll find paint and brushes and all you'll need in the garage."

The man went back inside his house where his wife had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.

"Well, she must know, she was standing right on the porch when we made the deal!" her husband replied.

About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door and the man let her in the house. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed. "You already painted the entire porch?" he asked.

"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left so I put on two coats!"

The man reached for his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch. It's a Ferrari."

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