How do they circumcise a whale?
They send down four skin divers.
Bert asked Ernie if he wanted ice cream,
and he answered, "Sure, Bert."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went off to school?
"Bye, son."
Where did the little king keep his little armies?
Up his little sleevies.
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