What is a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No! They eat the fingers separately.
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
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Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.
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