Friday, October 30, 2009

Today's Laugh

What is a vampire's favorite fast food?

A guy with very high blood pressure.


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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No! They eat the fingers separately.


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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.


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Why do ghosts shiver and moan?

It's drafty under that sheet.

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