On that note, here's a message from a friend:
"Here's some simple advice from the Dr Phil show. He said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished.
"So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Soon, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
"You have no idea how freaking good I feel."
Just to clarify, for people who have no
sense of humor (and I know you're
out there!) this is a JOKE. Okay?
Everybody knows that you can't be
drinking liquor and popping Prozacs.
Everybody knows that you can't be
drinking liquor and popping Prozacs.
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