Sunday, May 02, 2010

Today's Laugh

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Tourist -- $5
Broiled Missionary -- $10
Fried Explorer -- $15
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican -- $100

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

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