Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What did the lady bullet say to the male bullet?
"We're going to have a BB."
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?
She ran away from the ball, and she had a pumpkin for a coach.
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