For some unknown reason, out of the blue, one of my co-workers begged me (out of the bosses' earshot) to say a naughty word on Tuesday. "Please? I never heard you say anything bad.
Please, just one bad word?"
"No," I answered, confused.
"Please? I've been having a really bad day, and that would just cheer up my whole week. For me? Please!"
"Why?"
"I just want to hear you say a naughty word."
I was lost as to where this came from, and so was my partner that day. We thought our co-worker was being quite silly. Eventually, she suggested, "Hell? Could you say 'hell' for me?"
Now, I don't know about you, but to me, hell is not a swear word. Think about it: the word is a theological term and is even in the Creed. Confused that she would ask for that word, I asked, "Hell?" She giggled maniacally and then asked for "another" swear word.
When she finally went back to her area, my partner-for-the-day suggested to me, "But 'hell' isn't really a swear word, is it?"
"No. It's a place."
"Yeah, that's kinda what I thought."
So I have been thinking about this interchange. I knew she would pester again for a swear word. And sure enough, she has.
I really don't know what I think about whether profanity is sinful. I do know that cursing and swearing is sinful: the second commandment tells me that. But the profanity that is merely "coarse language"? I've heard discussions about why it
is sinful and about why it's
not sinful. I've heard discussions about whether "gee whiz" and "golly" and "darn"
are sinful, and other arguments as to why they're
not sinful. And honestly, I just don't care. Those conversations always seem to end up steeped in legalism or antinomianism.
But here's what I noticed. My co-worker
does think profanity is sinful. She may think that she doesn't; after all, she is not opposed to cursing, swearing, and profanity coming out of her mouth occasionally. But there is some drive in her to get me to say something "naughty." Isn't that a tacit admission that
she thinks it would be sinful of me to toss out some of those four-letter words? And here's what I'm wondering: If even the world, in all her revelry and self-indulgence, considers profanity sinful, would that mean it is?