Susan's Pendulum

Santa and his wife weren't getting along.  They went to a marriage counselor but still could not work out their differences.  They decid...

What does the moon do when he needs a haircut? 'e clips.

Hey, did you hear about the postman who planned an overseas trip with his wife?  He proudly announced to his friends that he was going to Sp...

George delivers wine to liquor stores, grocery stores, and restaurants.  Yesterday he pulled up to the loading dock at the grocery store, ri...

Grandkids were dropped off here on Monday morning.  Katie told me what she'd brought for food and gave me a list of phone numbers.  No...

We all could use a little more calmness in our lives, right? On that note, here's a message from a friend: "Here's some simp...

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians a...

At church, there's a star-chart in the hallway.  Kids' names, listed by grade, with slots for having learned the main Bible stories ...

Three-year-old says: "Q" is for "'kwuh."  Kwuh, kwuh, KWOSED!  (You know.  "Kwosed" -- the opposite of...

During chapel this morning, the word "plague" came up in our Bible story.  Pastor checked with the kids, "What is a plague?  ...

They're telling me stories of things that happened in the hospital -- things I do not remember. They tell me that when the medical sta...

Grabbed off Facebook: What's so great about living in Switzerland? Hmmm. I guess the flag is a big plus.

    Stolen from Polly's FB page

Another groaner from Tyler: John really liked Emmaline.  He asked her to accompany him to the prom.  Emmaline accepted.  John was delight...

Another bad pun from my co-worker -- but read it out loud because I'm not sure this is a joke that can be communicated in writing: ...

My co-worker Tyler was telling some jokes today at lunch.  At their Easter dinner, his family got going on a run of Bad Joke Telling.  Here...

Are you a parent?  You are ruining your child's life.  Yes.  Yes, you are.  Go check out Beth Woolsey's blog to see how terrible yo...

Oh, the logic of a 4-yr-old! As my daughter and granddaughters are out walking, they see Auntie Maggie and Olivia (Andrew's girlfriend...

I told a chemistry joke.... There was no reaction. stolen from Melody

Can you tell the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a bucket of glue? Well, you can tune-a piano, but you can't piano a tu...