Susan,I know the second joke in this form:Q: Why do brides wear white?A: So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.-ERF
In Bible class after a big snow last winter, somebody asked how to turn a dishwasher into a snow-blower. Answer: Give her a shovel.Horribly sexist, I suppose, but I thought it was hilarious!
Susan,
ReplyDeleteI know the second joke in this form:
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.
-ERF
In Bible class after a big snow last winter, somebody asked how to turn a dishwasher into a snow-blower.
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Give her a shovel.
Horribly sexist, I suppose, but I thought it was hilarious!